Oh, how I long to read you. I do, I really really do. But, I don't have stupid time! Arg. How about I just drop out of college to read them? Then I would have all the time to read you! And I could read a lot of other yummy books. I want to read you all so bad. I feel like a bad person not having read you yet!!! Bad English major! Arg. Stupid college. Oh well, until we meet again. And we have like a bigillion copies of Pride and Prejudice in this apartment and it is killing me.
Urningly yours,
NicholleLee Robertson.
Dear NicholleLee,
ReplyDeleteMe thinks you are in the wrong major. I spent a great deal of time in college reading Austen for classes. Switch majors.
A College Professor