Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Dear Marley,

You're such a cute dog and I love you so much. But, you really shouldn't chomp on peoples necklaces. I remember one time my dog actually literally ate my homework and my mom wrote a note to the teacher and I still got in trouble. You should keep your chomping urges to doggie toys, it would make life much easier. And not just you, that's a rule all dogs should follow. Oh! And good job for stickin' it to your obedience trainer, she was kind of a wench.

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